a bumbling retail thief broke into the jack spade store in ny using what looks to be a giant log. he did the deed twice in one night, then once more after he was released from jail for the first break in. he was captured on camera and then the whole incident was made into an illustrated comic now sold in the jack spade store. they also have the entire event recorded on security camera that you can watch on the jack spade site. click here to check it out. you cannot make stupidity like this up. fantastic.